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AUCTION TERMS

Read before you spend

01 — The inventory

One thousand two hundred squares laid over the exterior of a €12,000,000 sailing catamaran. Deck squares from €10, rigging from €15, hull from €25, mainsail from €50. Buy one square or buy three hundred.

02 — How a claim clears

Squares are yours only once payment clears. Nothing is reserved by intent, enthusiasm, or a strongly worded DM.

03 — Taking an occupied square

Any square already held can be bought out from under its owner for at least ten percent more than they paid, plus one euro. There is no ceiling and no cooling-off period.

04 — Being outbid

When your square is taken, you are refunded in full, automatically, to the original payment method. You keep the memory of having briefly owned a mainsail.

05 — What you actually receive

Your logo displayed on the squares you hold, on this page, for as long as you hold them, plus a position on the sponsor leaderboard. Physical application of vinyl to a real hull is not included and has never been included.

06 — The yacht

The yacht is a rendering. The prices are real. This asymmetry is the entire product.

07 — Sell-out clause

Should the grid be bid up to €12,000,000, the yacht is, notionally, paid for. No yacht will be purchased.